Half and Half posts
May 4, 2016
She said/She said
May 4, 2016
The Holly Berry fiasco: Danika: Devin tricked me into inhaling a berry up my tiny child nose while I was young and vulnerable and she was bloodthirsty Devin: Danika was an idiot child who wanted to prove she was better at everything including shoving things into her body. Nowadays she proves it with food. … More She said/She said
Pictures
May 4, 2016
Find some of my favorite photos of Dev and I below!
#9. Here’s the Thing (1 and Thing 2)
May 4, 2016
The year was 1999. The date, October 29th. A distressed Doris Jensen, mother to the two most precious three year olds in existence, tore through the family home in search of perfection. “Perfection?”, You ask, “Perfection of what”? A home Pledge would be proud to endorse, a cookie recipe so beautiful heavens horns rang out, … More #9. Here’s the Thing (1 and Thing 2)
#8. My sister, the puppet master.
April 27, 2016
Alright, I’m just going to dive right in here and get this out in the open; kid fight leagues should totally be a thing. I mean they basically already exist in every two+ child home across the country, all we would need is a live cable feed and some outrageous nicknames. *BoyScout of ‘Murica vs. … More #8. My sister, the puppet master.
