I love to ask people what their favorite childhood memory is. Seriously, try it sometime you won’t regret it. Their answers range from funny, to sweet, to sobering (and then there’s the ass who “doesn’t have one”; mhm yeah okay, because every day of your life as a 5 year old was complete purgatory). Mine … More #3. That time I placed second in the Race-for-out-of-the-womb
Puberty is awkward as Hell. Every kid knows it; and hates it. One day you’ll wake up 8 inches taller with hair everywhere and red bumps all over your face and you’re supposed to just be like “Ah yes, puberty, great. This is exactly what I wanted to deal with for the next uncertain amount … More #2. If you had a twin, I would still choose you
On July 16th, 1996, Doris and Craig Jensen became parents. First at 7:35 P.M and again three minutes later; I’d like to say I was the twin chosen to be delivered first but unfortunately my presence didn’t grace the world until 7:38. Being a month premature, we weren’t much to look at. We both barely … More #1. Unicorns are real
